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“Poker is joker with a J.” Funny moments from Season 1 (Part One) Stream on MAX https://www.max.com/shows/52dae4c7-2ab1-4bb9-ab1c-8100fd54e2f9 Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/Friends?sub_confirmation=1 This is the official FRIENDS channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, sweetest, and most awkward moments from all 10 seasons! #Friends #TV #Funny

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decaf cappuccino for

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Joey coffee

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black

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latte and a nice tea I'm getting pretty

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good at this

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excellent good for

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[Laughter]

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me whoa I'm sorry excuse me

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had this cart yeah well I had a 24in

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waist you lose things now come on get

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out of my way oh I'm sorry you know

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maybe I wasn't being clear uh this was

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our car hey hey hey there weren't any

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clothes in it hey hey hey hey quit

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making up rules let's go come on this

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my all right listen mity if you want

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this cart you're going to have to take

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me with

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it

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did you see that you were incredible you

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see that a brand new woman ladies and

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gentlemen than I could not have done

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this without

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you okay um uh more clothes in the dryer

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guess I'm fine I'm so what do you think

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I think it's the most beautiful table

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I've ever seen I know

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so how does this work going to balance

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the plates on these little guys heads

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who cares we'll eat at the sink come

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on heads up Ross score you

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suck I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you

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just barge in here you don't knock you

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have respect for anybody's privacy no

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you wait this is ridiculous privacy just

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say one thing what what that's a

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relatively open weave and I can still

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see

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your nipular areas I'm sorry I'm sorry I

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could I

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could you like this woman right well

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yeah you want to see her again right

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sure well if you can't talk dirty to me

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how you going to talk dirty to her now

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tell me you want to caress my

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butt okay turn

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around I just don't want you staring at

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me when I'm doing this all right all

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right all right I'm not working go ahead

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okay I want okay I I want to feel your

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hot soft skin with my

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lips there you

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go keep going keep

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going I

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uh

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I want to take my tongue

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[Applause]

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and and and say

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it say

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it run it all over your body until

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you're trembling with

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with

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[Laughter]

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[Applause]

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with guys you know what I just

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realized Joker is poker with a

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J

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coincidence hey that's that's Joe

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incidence with a

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c so honey I swear you'll be finished

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with this sucker by the end of the week

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now now the one in the feather boa

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that's Dr Francis now she used to be a

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man okay oh look see now there's Raven

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we hate her we're glad she's

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dying Marcel are you playing with

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Monica's shoes you know you're not

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supposed supposed to play

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whoa whoa Marcel did you poo in the shoe

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oh Mar so

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bad oh

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God sorry

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Barry little engagement gift sure you

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didn't register for

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that ENT moment of the I

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swe

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who died who

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died roll him over oh come on roll him

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over

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oh well we know it wasn't Dexter right

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Marcel because Marcel

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Marcel

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where's how could you lose him I don't

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know I don't know we were watching TV

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and then he pooped in Monica's shoe wait

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he pooped in my

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shoe which one I don't know the left one

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which ones oh oh those little clunky

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Amish things you think go with

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everything can I use your phone yeah U

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but for future reference um that thing

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in your hand can also be used as a

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phone yes it's

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working why isn't she calling me back

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maybe she never got your message you

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know if you want you can call her

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machine and if she has a lot of beeps

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that means she probably didn't get her

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messages yet well you don't think that

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makes me seem a little desperate needy

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pathetic ah you obviously saw my

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personal

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ad how many beeps she

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answered you see this is where you'd use

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that hello word we talked about I'm not

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going to talk to her she obviously got

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my message and a choosing not to call me

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now I'm needy and

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snubbed God I miss just being needy so

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pretty this must have cost him a fortune

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I can't believe he did this come on Ross

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remember back in college when he fell in

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love with Carol and bought her that

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ridiculously expensive Crystal

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duck what did you just

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say crystal

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duck

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[Applause]

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no no no the um the love

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part

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Fon my

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god oh no no no no that's good just keep

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rubbing your head that'll Turn Back

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Time

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this is unbelievable I mean this is

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unbelievable I know this is really

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really huge no it's not it's small it's

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tiny it's petite it's

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wee uhuh I don't think any of our lives

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are ever going to be the same ever

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again okay is there a mute button on

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this

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woman I think this is so great I mean

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you and Ross did you have any idea no

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none I mean my first night in the city

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he mentioned something about asking me

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out but nothing ever happened so I

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just what else did he say I mean does he

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like want to go out with me well given

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that he's desperately in love with you

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he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup

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of coffee or

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something all this time well I've got to

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talk to him yeah he's in China the

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country no no no wait his flight doesn't

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leave for another 45 more minutes what

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about the time difference from here to

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the airport

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you're never going to make it well I've

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got to try Rachel what are you going to

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say to

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him I don't know well then maybe you

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shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're

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just going to like break his heart

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that's the kind of thing that can wait

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yeah but if it's good news you should

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tell him now I don't know maybe I'll

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know when I see him here look all right

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does this

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[Applause]

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help

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[Music]

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