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It's like you took care of everything.
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Thanks a lot, co-host.
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>> Take care of everything. There's There's
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plenty of things for you to do.
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>> Uhhuh. Like what?
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Cups. [laughter]
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>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
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Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
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of cups and ice. All right,
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fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
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and ice.
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>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
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restaurant.
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>> I GOT IT. FINE.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT. [music] A cup hat, a
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cup banner, cup chandelier, and the
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thing that started it all, the cup.
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>> Great job with the cups, faves.
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>> Why don't you just go out with her?
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[cheering]
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>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
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have it all. We have [music] crushed,
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cubed, and dry. Watch. Ah,
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>> mystical.
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>> Oh,
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[laughter]
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I No one's eating my Tuskcen finger food
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because they're all filling up on Phoebe
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snow cones.
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>> There are snow cones.
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>> Snow cones?
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>> You go, go.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours
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and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move.
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>> Monica, I feel like you should have
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German subtitles.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Joey, speed it up.
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>> I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're
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reluctant to get in the blankets.
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>> Monica, how did this happen? I thought
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you had this all planned out. Do you
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want me to cry?
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Is that what you want? Do you want TO
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SEE ME CRY? SIR, NO, SIR. [cheering]
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>> All right, you.
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>> What? No. Look, I told you I am not a
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part of this thing.
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>> All right. Look, Ross, I realize that
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you have issues with Carol and Susan,
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and I feel for you. I do. But if you
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don't help me cook, I'm going to take a
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bunch of those little hot dogs and
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create a new appetizer called Pigs and
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Ross.
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>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this
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list of 12 appetizers, and I have to
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narrow it down to six.
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>> Food? Oh, give me.
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>> So, did Monica tell you about this great
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band called the Swing Kings that we're
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trying to get to play for the wedding?
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>> Since when are you into swing music?
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lost since forever. I used to go all
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over town listening to bands.
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>> Taylor
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>> Gap commercial.
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[laughter]
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>> So, did you book them? Did you call?
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>> I will.
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>> Do you want me to call?
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>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your
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job.
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>> What is your job?
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>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]
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>> This is [snorts] impossible. Monica, why
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don't you just pick off 15?
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>> There were only 12.
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>> Oh, yeah. I added three.
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What are peanut butter fingers?
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[laughter]
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>> Oh gosh, it's hot in here.
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>> Ra, get the heat.
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>> Ross, could you turn the heat down,
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please?
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>> Sure. And by the way, there's a
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difference between being obsessive.
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>> Ross, the heat.
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>> Fine. Okay. You know, heat, heat, heat.
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And I'm the obsessive one.
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>> Okay, this way is on. So, this is
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off.
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>> Did you just break the radiator?
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>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and
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here it is.
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>> Well, put it back.
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>> It uh it won't go back.
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>> Call the super here. Let me try.
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>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about
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your ability to fuse metal.
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>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny.
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>> Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green
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from upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke
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our knob on the radiator. And it's
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really hot in here.
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Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake
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cookies. [laughter]
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Well, well, do you think we could have a
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new one by 6?
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What? No. No. Tuesday? We can't wait
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until Tuesday. We're having a party
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tonight.
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>> Okay. Tip the man.
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>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too
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bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.
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Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a
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little warm, we'll call it a theme
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party.
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>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live
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like bacon.
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[laughter]
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>> Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas
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party. You put your coats and sweaters
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and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
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>> It's hard to tell because I'm sweating,
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but I use exactly what the gel bottle
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says.
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>> [laughter]
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>> An amount about the size of a pee. How
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How can that be too much?
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>> Ice.
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Ice. Ice squares. Anyone? Take a napkin.
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All right.
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>> Monica. Monica.
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Monica. Your guests are turning into
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jerky. Okay.
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>> Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Get in line, buddy. I was
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next.
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Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's
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driving me crazy.
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Hello. Hey. Okay, stop screaming.
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Okay, so Halibet.
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All right, so salmon. Either way, I
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don't I don't It doesn't matter to me.
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Well, it matters to me.
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[laughter]
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Well, I don't care. So, you pick. Did
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you just hang up on me?
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[laughter]
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All right. Look, I need you at the
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rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours.
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>> Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
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>> You don't know military time?
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>> Well, I must have been in missile
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training the day they taught that.
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[laughter]
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>> Just subtract 12.
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>> Okay. So, 1,800US 12 is 1,788.
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>> 6:00.
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>> Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Geller here. No, I
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said it has to be there by 4:00.
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Goodbye.
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God, how hard is it to make an eye
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sculpture?
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>> Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy.
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I told you I just want a simple wedding.
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Please, honey, leave the details to me.
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Now, I want to make this day as special
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for you as I can. No. Okay. I was
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thinking that the harpist should wear
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white.
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>> Well, harpist. My friend Marjorie is
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playing the steel drums.
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>> Oh, she backed out. She did? Why?
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>> I made her.
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Steel drums don't really say elegant
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wedding. Nor does Marjorie's
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overwhelming scent. Hey, she will shower
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when Tibet is free.
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>> Decided to have a Halloween party.
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>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear
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costumes.
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[laughter]
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>> Come on. It'll be fun.
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>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to
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wear a costume to all my classes that
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day anyway. So,
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>> please tell me you're not going to dress
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up like a dinosaur.
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>> Not two years in a row.
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I I'll come to the party, but I'm not
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dressing up.
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>> You have to.
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>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.
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Dressing up and pretending to be someone
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you're not. [laughter]
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>> You're an actor.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, good. You're here. All

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