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Young Sheldon Compilation

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that everyone who believes may have
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eternal life in him. For God so loved
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the world that he gave his one and only
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son.
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Here we go.
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Yes, Sheldon.
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When you said God gave his son to the
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world, did you mean earth or the
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universe?
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Earth.
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But if God created the universe,
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wouldn't he want to save all of it?
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Yes, he would.
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Then why did you say earth?
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Earth is a synonym for the universe.
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He's grabbing its straws now.
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So, if God's plan is to save all of the
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universe, that means a race of octopus
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aliens light years away could only be
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saved by Jesus.
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Sure.
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Even though they never would have heard
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of him.
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Yes.
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Even though his appearance might be
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terrifying to them.
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What? Why would his appearance be
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terrifying?
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He has four limbs and they have eight.
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Okay, that's enough.
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No, no. I prayed people would be more
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interested in my sermons. I suppose I
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should have been more specific.
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Sheldon, if these creatures were born
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without sin, they don't need to be saved
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by Jesus.
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What if an octopus Adam and Eve brought
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sin to their world? Would they be saved
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by a human Jesus or an octopus Jesus?
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And Jacob said, "For I have seen God
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face to face, and my life is preserved."
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Is this an appropriate time to mention
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that John 1:18 says, "No man hath seen
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God at any time?" Who's right? Jacob or
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John?
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Changed his life.
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Let's talk about it in the car.
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The Lord. Yes, Connie.
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My grandson has a question.
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Let a rip, kid.
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In Matthew 9:4, Jesus said, "Why would
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you entertain evil thoughts in your
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hearts?"
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Do you have evil thoughts?
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I just don't think this part applies to
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me.
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That's fine. Be quiet and listen. in
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showing us.
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Well, I'm only 9 years old. Most evil
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doesn't start till puberty.
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This is where we really do get out.
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Hello.
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Philippians 4:8.
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Finally, believers. Whatever is
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Do you have evil thoughts? I'm having
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one right now.
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Really? What is it? Will we get home?
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I'm going to kick your balls. Can't.
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They haven't descended yet.
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Whatever.
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Whatever.
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Mom,
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what?
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When should I be expecting my testicles?
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admirable.
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What is wrong with him?
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Nothing is wrong with him. Now turn
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around before I knock your lights out
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continually on these things. A good
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thought leads to a good thing. You You
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feel it in your body. You feel it in
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my mom was my Christian soldier
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leads to evil things and sits there.
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And for the record, they descended when
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I was 15
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into an action.
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The Bible says a lot about love. Love
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thy neighbor, for God so loved the
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world. In First Corinthians, it says,
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"Love is patient. Love is kind." But
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what does it mean to truly love someone?
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You see, Jesus showed us love
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others, no matter how easy.
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Cuz I'm trying to unwrap a candy and I
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don't want anybody to hear.
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Jesus goes so fast. She gets candy. I
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want How come we're not
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as thyself?
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Sometimes love is about the little
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things. A smile asking about their day.
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Writing an encouraging note.
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See, he's talking about Robin.
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Turn to her.
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Miss Robin, Pastor Jeff's girlfriend.
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Mom set them up and now she thinks she's
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cool.
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Love is born of God.
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But I did set them up.
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Cool.
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So, let's see what Jesus has to say
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about that. Sometimes people say to me,
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"Pastor Jeff, how do you know there's a
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God?" And I say, "It's simple math. God
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either exists or he doesn't." So, let's
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be cynical. Worst case scenario, there's
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a 50/50 chance. And I like those odds.
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That's wrong.
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Shelly, put your hand down. Sorry.
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Please continue.
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That's okay, Mary. It It's Sheldon,
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right?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, Sheldon, why don't you come on up
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here and tell me how I'm wrong? No.
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Okay,
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let's give him a hand, everybody.
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What's happening?
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Shell's going to eat him alive.
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So, you were saying
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you've confused possibilities with
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probabilities. According to your
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analogy, when I go home, I might find a
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million dollars on my bed or I might
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not. In what universe is that 50/50?
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So, what do you think the odds are that
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God exists?
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I think they're zero. I believe in
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science.
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So, you don't think science and religion
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can go hand in hand.
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Science is facts. Religion is faith. I
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prefer facts.
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I understand that. Here's a cool fact
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for you. A lot of famous scientists
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believed in God. Isaac Newton, Albert
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Einstein, even Charles Darwin.
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So Darwin's right about God and wrong
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about evolution.
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Now you're getting it. Let's give it up
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for Sheldon, everybody. What a good
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sport. Oh,
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but I wasn't a good sport. At that
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moment, I vowed to come back the
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following Sunday and destroy Pastor
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Jeff.
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Hello.
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Despite what it looks like, I didn't
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pray to God that night. I prayed to Bla1
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Pascal. My thinking was if he was right
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about the existence of God, then he
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could pass along my request for my dad
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to get better. If he was wrong,
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well, in this moment, I needed him to be
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right.
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Let me remind you that Emmanuel means
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God with us. And I promise you, he is.
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Now, let's all bow our heads in silent
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prayer.
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What is that?
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It's my new laptop. Dr. Serges and Dr.
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Linkletter gave it to me as a graduation
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gift.
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Why is it here?
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It's a laptop. This is where my lap is.
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Does it have games on it?
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Solitary mind sweeper. Let me try. No.
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Put it away.
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Um, Coopers,
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is there an issue?
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No. No. Keep praying. We'll uh catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate for charge?
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It's a miracle of technology. Leites,
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this is a portable computer. 50 MHz of
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processing power, 4 megabytes of RAM.
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Behold, and worship.
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What a mischievous imp I was.
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Thanks for coming,
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Pastor Jeff. Do chickens go to heaven?
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Well, the Bible doesn't say much about
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the souls of animals, but I like to
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believe that God loves all his
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creatures.
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Why?
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My dad wants to eat Matilda.
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It's not as bad as it sounds. She
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stopped laying eggs, so it's off with
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her head and into the fryer.
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Well, I will pray for her little chicken

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